westwallys:

EZRA MILLER
for Playboy (2018), ph. Ryan Pfluger.

protectts:

The Deal

What if making a deal caused everything to change forever?

Warnings: Smut, kind of abuse, possession, fem!reader, lots of angst

The Siths!

You’re a huge fan of the band called, “The Siths.” And you’re always too shy to talk to them until they approach you. You become best friends with them and go on adventures!

Warnings: Fluff, fem!reader

You meet with a complete stranger at a bar over and over, never doing more but kissing. As time goes on you develop feelings for him, but will he feel the same?

Warnings: fem!reader, smut, the arcana AU, angst

Word Count 2,000+

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

creepsandcrawlers:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via b_flex14)

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

i warned u all

(Source: bob-belcher)

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princvsx:

anonymously (or not) ask me any question you’d like to know about me

saintmotelevision:

sir, that’s my emotional support adult content

You’re Mine

Originally posted by radcliffe

Summary: Michael is a regular at this Burlesque club, always donating and enjoying time alone with the dancers. But a new dancer arrives, and her first show is the most amazing thing Michael had ever seen. He wants to own her. He wants to get closer to her. And you want him as much as he wants you. Will you break the rules? Only one way to find out 😜!

Word Count: 2,000+

Warnings: AHS AU, smut!, NSFW, burlesque, x reader, long haired michael

Author Note: I had a lot of fun with this one. Michael being obsessed with burlesque, yes PLEASE! I just can’t get enough of my devil boy. I really hope you guys enjoy this AU! And if anyone has any requests, send them my way! I’m always wanting to write oneshots!

sashayed:

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

thefrozennhorizon:

Me when I see ankles on tumblr after December 17th

luigiappreciation:

kilejigeebub:

luigiappreciation:

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

 I eat cereal with water

anthonyamorim:

anthonyamorim:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

quick get this to 1 million notes before staff decides the traffic light looks like Boobies

(Source: anthonyamorim)